“Everything’s 1 euro,” the guy at the market said today. “Including the seller,” referring to himself. “Mademoiselle,” he bats his eyelashes at me.
I wonder if this line ever works?
Wouldn’t I want a man worth a little more? Or maybe I just passed up the best deal ever!
As a friend noted, he was pricing himself at a “symbolic euro” for me. Also, if he does dishes, Alison said she’d take him.